Well I survived another weekend away. I have not been to many theme parks in my time, especially not ones based around roller coasters. I have been to Hong Kong Disney, but they were more attractions than roller coasters. I have to be honest, I was pleasantly surprised by the whole experience. We stayed in a hotel in Derby and rented a car to drive to and from the park. This worked out well, as we were only about 30mins drive away, parking was easy and the price of the hotel compared to staying in a hotel on site was well worth it.
There is a monorail that brings you from the car park to the entrance, and each train is themed, from a Carribean theme complete with Reggae accented welcome voice, to a summery grassy train with a high pitched, child oriented welcoming voice.
Once in the front gate, the layout seems to be borrowed from Disney land, or vice versa. You are immediately into the shopping street, with food and merchandise. Straight ahead in the distance is the center piece for the park behind a lake, Alton Towers itself. We got ourselves a map, which is quite detailed, however I would say that the layout of the park is quite scattered. You cant walk to any park of the park directly from one spot, you generally have to go through a number of other areas to get to the farther reaching areas, nor is it laid out in a circular path that attracts an orderly stroll through trying one ride at a time.
Either way there are a few major areas of the park, and each area has its flagship ride. Mutiny Bay was first for us, and this is a pirate themed area geared towards chargeable games for teddies etc. Being a pirate area, you would expect water too and the Battle Galleons ride was a simple tracked ride, with one important addition. Water cannons! There are periodic water cannons all along the ride, where people not on the ride can attack those on the ride with water, while those on the ride fight back. Needless to say, this resulted in a lot of wet people. This was one ride I was going to avoid, no matter how tempting it is to drench kids with water.
We did however start our day slowly with a trip on the tea cups, and with some heave-ho you could get them spinning as fast as you like. Fast as you like for me, translated into fast as I possibly could. Its a good start.
Next we headed for Katanga Canyon, and while the Flume and the Rapids looked appealing, on the first day we didn’t fancy getting wet, so we had a go on what looked like a rather tame roller coaster, the Runaway Mine Train.

It was actually quicker than it looked, and at one point went through a dark tunnel, which added to the thrills.
Onwards and upwards, we headed to the gloomy wood. They have done a good job of adding atmosphere to this area of the park, but it is something that could easily be expanded on. There is only really the one ride, which is Duel. A haunted house ride that has been developed into a gun game in the same vein as the Buzz Lightyear game in Disneyland. We still went on it, and I racked up what I believe to be an impressive score of 54000 odd points. It was the highest I had seen of anyones. I am pretty competitive so had to check all the scores of other people. It showed scores beside peoples photos at the end of the ride.
Next on the path was Forbidden Valley. A number of the bit rides are located here. Ripsaw and Blade work off the premise of rocking you backwards and forwards, and to be honest, this sort of ride makes me sick. M said the same about her so we avoided these two and headed for the roller coasters.

The 2 big roller coasters here are Nemesis

and Air.

We saw the queues for Nemesis were 50 mins long and decided to head for Air instead. The signs are very good at pointing out how long you are likely to wait for a particular ride, and it does stack up to the time you do actually wait. Air had a 50min wait too, so we decided that it was going to be this long no matter what and just queued up. I have to admit to being a bit nervous at this stage. Especially when your strapped in, and then before it starts it rotates your pod so your lying flat looking down at the ground. For the first few minutes all you can see is the ground getting further and further away from you, before it hits the peak. Then it rolls slowly around the peak before it accelerates straight towards the ground, pulling you off to the side at the last minute. Twists and turns and ups and downs, your body is thrown every which way. At one point it twisted so I was looking up at the sky while the track pulled us up into the air before pulling us straight back down again head first. Then just as soon as its started, its over, and your heart has a moment to relax.
We didn’t fancy queuing for another 50 mins at this stage, and headed off for something to eat and wandered off in the direction of food and the Towers. Neither of us had any idea what Hex: the Legend of the Towers was about, so ventured in there after food. I am not going to say more about the ride, because it took us pleasantly by surprise. My advise, if you dont know what it is, and plan on going to Alton Towers, dont look it up, just do it.
This was just a stop on the way to Rita though. Rita is another 50 min queue, but this is one fast ride. None of the rides really left my stomach behind, but this one did. Once we got to the top we were strapped in and were asked to remove our glasses. This is one of 2 rides they asked us to do that for. There is a count down and then the train is then accelerated from 0-100km/h in 2.2 seconds. It flies around twists and turns causing my stomach to lurch at each pitch and fall. If I close my eyes I can still imagine the speed.
Right next to Rita is the Corkscrew.

This had a very short queue and was as disorientating as it looks. To slow things down, after the corkscrew we took a break and went on the swings.
We rounded off the day by looking at the last of the coasters and finally popping onto the Charlie and the Chocolate ride. Its a very basic kids ride, that does make you feel part of the story. Very nostalgic and I would say great for younger children.
The last 2 coasters are Spinball Whizzer, a roller coaster that spins around like a teacup as you go through the course.

And finally Oblivion! A vertical drop into a black hole!
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The next days adventures to follow tomorrow.